A mind of a filipino

(a friend e-mailed this to me)

A Filipino walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the
loanofficer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to the
Philippines on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.The
bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form ofsecurity
for the loan, so the Filipino hands over the keysand documents of new
Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the
title and everything checks out.The loan officer agrees to accept the
car as collateral for the loan.The bank's president and its officers
all enjoy a good laugh at theFilipino for using a $250,000 Ferrari as
collateral against a $5,000 loan.An employee of the bank then drives
the Ferrari into the bank'sunderground garage and parks it there.Two
weeks later, the Filipino returns, repays the $5,000 and theinterest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy
to have had your business, and thistransaction has worked out very
nicely, but we are a little puzzled.While you were away, we checked
you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is,
why would you bother to borrow "$5,000" ?The Filipino replies:"Where
else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only$15.41
and expect it to be there when I return'"Ah, the mind of the
Filipino... Hehe.

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The Church of Google

I found this while searching for my niece christian living assignment in the internet.

read on. maybe you're already a believer and you didn't even know it.

The Church of Google

A parody religion that claims there is more evidence for Google being a god than there is for the existence of the gods of other religions.

they list down nine proofs to prove that google is God
PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

» PROOF #2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

» PROOF #3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

» PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

» PROOF #5

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

» PROOF #6

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

» PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

» PROOF #8

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional "gods", as shown in the image below (click to enlarge).



» PROOF #9

Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidance. If seeing is believing, then surf over to www.google.com and experience for yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.

HoW to StaRT A BLAg

PLAK! Tangnang lamok to ah kanina pa ko pinepeste ah, namumula na yung balat ko sa kapapalo di pa rin matepok tepok. langya kasi na repairnman, yung aircon na kagagawa lang di na naman gumagana ampotah talaga. pati internet connection BWISIT friendster na nga lang ang bubuksan inaabot pa nang 48 years di tuloy ako makapag www.crunchyroll.com at baka may new episode na yung naruto shipuueden at bleach, ampotah talaga. di naman makalabas para gumimik at malakas ang ulan sa labas at tiyak baha na nman sa kanto namin Tangna kasing mga politiko yan marunong lang magpagawa ng mga kalsada at mga kanal pag malapit na ang Eleksyon. Aray! Gago talagang lamok to ah teka nga










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